Big Rick's Superbowl review.



I watched nothing before 3pm. I know better.



I watched the cheesy tribute to the Space Shuttle, and the Anthem, and the coin toss.



Then I soon fell asleep on the couch.



I woke up near the end of the first half. I started to watch the 1/2 time show, The airhead Ms. Simpson blurted out something, then at some point Kid Rock was on stage.



When did they book these acts? 5 years ago? Kid Rock? He was his usual "awful" Then P.Diddy sang "Hey Diddy" oh my god what crap. That really could have been the WORST musical performance I have ever seen.



(thinking...)



Yes I believe it is.



"Oh Diddy you're so fine you blow my mind hey Diddy!"



Across America people are still trying to wipe the vomit from their big screens.



Nelly put the Kung Fu grip on his thing and Janet popped a righty.



At least Kid Rock wasn't the only boob on stage.



A typical MTV production, awful, sleazy, instantly forgettable. The last time MTV did something really good? (cue the cricket sfx...)



Over at Billboard.com as I write this here are the top headlines on the front page:



"CBS Apologizes, FCC to investigate Jackson's Halftime Exposure"

"Leaked Janet Single Released To Radio"



How nice that radio stations can talk about the S.bowl game AND have a new single to play. Yea that wasn't planned...



I did some other stuff and watched the second half of the fourth quarter and saw the Pats win because the Carolina coach is a moron.



Then I got pissed because the Simpsons weren't on, watched Adult Swim, went to bed.