Leland Yee a California congressman wants the building codes of California to include feng shui. You mean like having a tv in the bathroom to watch the Laker game? Unfortunatly no. It's not that cool.



It's BULLSHIT! But since I have an open mind, I looked it up on the net and here are some feng shui tips I found.



Don't put things in places where you can trip over them.



Placing iron bars on your windows will stop your money bearing 'dragon energy' from getting out the windows. It will also keep theives out and your video in.



A silk sheet placed on top of your couch will protect the couch from dust, and keep your 'cockroach energy' at bay.



Placing Oreos in a locked tin on the top shelf in the kitchen will help you control your 'pig spirit'.



A remote control on your couch allows you to better commune with the Television spirits in your lounge room.



Ensure there is a free flow of water energy in your sink by hiding the plug on your roof.



Blocking your 'gutter energy' can cause your roof to leak. Regular leaf removal will help you protect your investment in your home.



Placing a mirror on the inside of your front door will prevent your money-bearing dragon from leaving the house, and also allow you to check your teeth for parsley before heading off to the pub.



Knowing the influence of the four corners of the compass on your Chi energy is important if you don't want to get lost when walking around in the bush.



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