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Heard the chatter about massive underwater terrorist activity off Muir Beach and took the day off to run up there Friday AM. I guess it was no secret, because the entire Homeland Secuurity Force (no doubt joined by an international coalition, which the UN has yet to sanction) was there looking for "Fin Laden." I must say that although we captured our alloted two insurgents each, they were minor players in the scheme of things. We had a mid-level operative cornered, but he escaped near the vehicle just as we were about to net him. Most effective weapon was the Mil-Spec FBR loaded with scaled silver bullets.
We tried to gather intelligence from our captives, but they were either too dumb to too low level, so we ate them instead. I must say they tasted good. Must be the austere terrorist diet . . .
Happy hunting,
Coast Dog
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an "FBR" is a salmon rig that holds bait.
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