ESPN.com - Page2 - Series tied going to Wrigley



In the Page 2 alternate universe, ordinary people are able to call telephone solicitors each evening and interrupt their dinners. The DMV is open 24 hours a day and Denny's is always closed. Beer has no calories, bottled water costs less than gasoline, CDs are easy to unwrap and Tom Green doesn't have a TV show.



And most importantly, in the Page 2 alternate universe, the Red Sox are playing the Cubs in the World Series.